Give me a Break

Yes, it is of course no secret, Jesus loves all children. I still think this light-switch is simply wrong…

Following an earlier post about Wall Mart in China, here some more interesting products from the big powerful country in the east.

but it does not end with shaving a baby, you can find real education for kids in the toy department:

well, if you are a man and not into the other gender, I am sure here is something yu love not only for breakfast:

Of course all never watch any pornography and sex-movies. Who would ever do things like that?

The following facts about pornography and sex-movies are some numbers which really make us wonder who actually is responsible for this huge numbers. Well of course it must be a country and some people who are so strange that we “normal” humans don’t even bother to know more about them.

1.       The Chinese

Our friends from the East spend over 28 Billion US$ for pornography and sex-movies. While this seems like a big amount we need to see the huge population in China which makes this number appear in a different light. More interesting the fact that the population in the Philippines spends more money on pornography than Germany on sex-movies. This two countries are about the same size just that in the Philippines people have less than 100$ average income per head a month.

Source

2.       South Korea

The South Koreans are the with 526 US$ per head spend in pornography the world-champion. Considering that according to a Kinsey study ,72% using pornography for masturbation and relaxation.

Source

3.       Where are all this Sex-Movies

89% of all websites with pornographic content coming from the US, rank two goes to Germany with 4%.

4.       How many Pornographic movies are out there?

Over 1 Billion sex-Movies were rented last year in the United States and 200 new porn movies are produced each week. 50,000 people only in California are working in this industry.

5.       Why is my sex-movie downloading so slow ?

35 % of the World Wide Web’s bandwidth is used for pornographic content. So don’t wonder, your server might be pretty busy.

6.       Google and “Sex”

Googles most search volume which includes “sex” as a topic comes from Pakistan.

Everybody was standing in a Fast-Food chain and wondered why the burger you buy looks just totally different than the flashy neon-light powered advertising pictures.

Most of use appreciate any meal even more when the presentation is nice.

Who ever was in a Southeast Asian country surely enjoyed the artwork of some fruit-presentation there.

There is no limit in Food-Presentation Creativity. Just don’t tell your girl that the following presentation is a hint that something in her leg area smells fishy

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Facebook is the most successful social network but what not many people knew it is much older and actually only a warmed up thingy which became trendy again.

Here some screenshots from the original Facebook.

Some very impressive Members on Facebook, even in the very beginning.

Of course we start with God.

and of course Cesar:

well, finally old Facebook archives discovered the truth:

Scientists like Charles Darwin shouldn’t be missed:

Even Titanic and the Iceberg were present:

Whole countries were participating:

And nowadays you think it is important to post if your dog has ulcer

In Chinese philosophy, the concept of yin yang is used to describe how polar or seemingly contrary forces are interconnected and interdependent in the natural world, and how they give rise to each other in turn. The concept lies at the origins of many branches of classical Chinese science and philosophy, as well as being a primary guideline of traditional Chinese medicine.

Yin yang are complementary opposites within a greater whole. Everything has both yin and yang aspects, although yin or yang elements may manifest more strongly.

Ok First, I can promise that:

• there is not much needed to give rise
• I volunteer to find out about that greater whole
• elements may manifest more strongly… no “may” on my side 100% more strongly… doubt about that

I want Yin Yang now !!!

Sexual Education is important. Many parents try to avoid to talk to their kids about this topic and are the opinion that is the task of the schools to provide sexual education.

The problem is, that your high school daughter might be banged by a college guy even before her teacher mentioned one word about the dos and donts behind the gym…

It is your duty to tell your girls the reality. Depending how protected they grew up they might be a bit surprised about the reality…

I think most of the reader here are somehow on Facebook. In general a great website to stay connected or find old friends.

Well like all of that social sites there are some strange people on it tagging me in ridiculous pictures.

I might look a bit weird but I do not look like a freggin chinese handbag, copied by indian kids and sold as original.

Anyway, for those who really like that stuff, it is only one click away from Becoming a Fan.

Avatar was one of the most successful movies ever, and of course one the most expensive of all time up to now.

Fantastic creatures, awesome technique and a whole new world was created…

2.5 hours of fascinating adventures in a world of good and bad…

BUT I am almost sure you watched Avatar and spend quite a long time of this movie like many others did …

Well, the waiting comes to an end. From end of september you get a new DVD (rumors say in 3D) where our wishes come true. Avatar goes porn.

YESSSS… I would write more, but I am off to buy a new TV and 3-D Glasses…

Even some religious movements deny that, but here another very obvious shot who are the closest relatives in the evolution to us human beings.

You gonna take the chance whenever there is one.

Or it is the boyfriend who just don’t want believe the “still virgin”story and goes on an investigation.

Who knows, it is funny and therefore it is here…

In a earlier post we already praise the People at  Wall Mart. Well, Wall Mart is now present in China and of course they needed to adjust their product-palette to the local needs.

There is some weird stuff for sale. But we all, correctly marinated all tastes like chicken anyway.

First we wanna recommend some diet water for loosing weight. If you don’t know it, in china normal water makes fat…

If you want a bit more taste, what about some Meat Water. Peking Duck, Cheese Burger, Beef Stroganoff, the choice is yours:

Halloween, Christmas and Chinese New Year are approaching, so make sure a whole Alligator is on your menu.

Well, but maybe you are a student and have no friends and family that a whole Alligator is just to much for a solo-meal, don’t worry, you can buy it in parts. A BBQed Alligator Head with some Pepper Garlic Feet is just as delicious.

Than again, you never know how old that stuff is, better go for some fresh frogs and turtles:

the last delicacy we want to let sink in without any further comments:

iPhone, iPad, iMax, iNstein, we all just got overrun by all those important “I’s” and Millions of applications.

After a series of different tests with the IPhone, we finally got a representative result, which shows the true value. For our tests we used a iPhone 3G (2008 model) and a 40,000 year old stone.

Here the surprising test-result.

…or “Philippines Got Talent”

or “I really don’t know what I do but I am possessed by Celine’s evil ghost which makes my angel-like voice so bad...”

or “Sorry, I sit on an not isolated power chord and can’t control my movement and voice”

or” it was a bad light and microphone”

or simply a total Epic Fail

What would you pay to take that pants away and see how to solve the Problem each normal guy is thinking about when looking at this picture…

Well, at least we can dream what could be there, it could be 2 …. hmmm better keep my ideas to myself…

That is many time more interesting than the bloody reality anyway

If you see anything else than a  Italian coffee drink prepared with espresso, hot milk, and steamed-milk foam also called Cappuccino you have a big problem and should consult a Psychology Center on the spot.

They might be able to assist you as you most likely have big problems including depression, anxiety, relationships, sex or all together!