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Breast Implant for Christmas

Well, if you looking for a bit an extraordinary christmas gift, how about some breast implants. No not for you girls, for guys. To be a bit more exact for REAL guys.That makes even an computer-geek to a real eye-catcher.

How about some breast impants for a tattoo. Give your hot chick on the arm or leg some more depth and another dimension. A breast implant for a tattoo is the way to go if you need a bit more attention. A normal tattoo is out. With a breast implant in a tattoo you are interesting for people.

A breast implant for a tattoo helps you to get in contact with people. Maybe you suffer from a small d#$@, or are plain ugly. Well With that you are interesting for your surroundings, get attention of the hottest chicks and can show up everywhere. You don’t need to bring your new flirt outside the club anymore to show your bike or fancy car. You can show your breast implant right away.

Maybe you think this is a crazy idea, well I think the same but there are people who do that kind of stuff. They call that breast implant for tattoos I think body art. Call it what you want, I think it is sick.

Maybe I just get too old. But look for yourself at the yummy breast implants in the tattoo of an canadian guy:

Life would be pretty boring if we would be all the same. So maybe the breast implants for a tattoo are a new hip trend and we all want it in the next years…

gimme a break

You want the best, you got the best - the hottest group of the world… thats how KISS still start their show… Being one of the scandal groups late 70’s and 80’s and 90’s and still making noise, they survived Sex, drugs and alcohol… even the Rolling Stones seem to be alive… nah… to a certain degree..

I don’t know why I came across Andreas Muenzer and his dramatic death, barely 30 years old) in the last few weeks a coulpe of time. That guy tried really hard to get in Arnies footsteps. He died some years ago after one contest in the states.

Here is his drug plan before a competition…

10-9 Weeks before the Competition daily: Ephederine, AN 1, Captagon,
Aspirine, Valium, Clenbuterol

8-6 weeks before the Competition daily: 2 injects Testoviron a 250 mg
1 inject Parabolan
30 tabletts Halotestin
30 tabletts Metandienon
20 IE* STH
20 IE* Insuline

5-3 weeks before the Competition daily: 3 injects Masteron
2 injects Parabolan
30 tabletts Halotestin
50 tabletts Stromba
2 injects Stromba
24 IE* STH

2-1 weeks before the Competition daily: 2 injects Masteron
2 injects Stromba
40 tabletts Halotestin
80 tabletts Stromba
24 IE* STH
Insuline
IGF

A few days before the Competition: Aldactone, Lasix

and that all to look like that ???

WTF… can’t be the girls… with that amount of drugs you won’t need your liitle “Andi” anyway….

A good character and 50 Peso sunglases are enough where I live to impress the most beautiful ladies in the whole wide world…

gimme a break…