Once in a while you come across people where you just can’t believe that idiots like that really exist. One of those specimens is the self announced King of Morons or simply King Tanksy. King Tanksy has obviously an IQ which barely meets the average IQ of rotten sandwich spread, but he has good friends…

Well, at least that is what King Moron thinks. I am sure everyone of my valued reader came across one of that low life individuals, who try to buy their friends and pay them to stick the head shoulder-deep in the persons rectum… oops, sorry, of course I mean to defend him.

That is who King Tanksy shows himself on myspace to impress ... hmm not sure who he want to impress, well maybe he just wanna make us laugh ...

Our King Tanksy found some perfect friends in the Philippines in a certain City, which are generally nice people and very respected from my side (at least one of them). Sadly they provide King Moronsky, even a platform to produce himself and dump his mental rubbish into the public. He gets there by buying them airline-tickets for the family invites them to weekend-trips, never-ending amounts of alcoholic beverages and basically anything they mention.

I do understand them up to a certain level. As a kind of public person I also need to meet people I don’t like and smile for a few hours, some even try to “buy” me, what won’t happen as IMHO character matters.

Well, let’s go back to our self announced King of Morons… Tanksy is desperate to stay in the center of the spotlight and there is nothing more frustrating for him than getting ignored. There is no way to be accidentally in a Bar with King Tanksy, where he does not try to stand in the center of attention. He is doing that with throwing around money, paying rounds for each and everyone who kiss his puwet. He gets totally high-blood when ignored, but got his paid backslapper to make him feel good again.

(King Tanksy, that is why you get this article, finally you have my full and unlimited attention, at least for 600 words…).

It is a little bit sad that I got kicked of a forum as I wanted to copy paste some of his pictures and written words (I am sure there is a language anywhere in that universe where those weird letter combination are valid words) . That guy has extremely problems to write so complicated words like “I”. I heard through the bamboo-telegraph that King Tanksy’s Microsoft – spell-check just resigned from the job due to overexertion.

However, for that issue he has his paid friends, so he sends a huge amount of random letters via email to them and a team of experts tries to decipher them to throw really meaningful sentences like “King Tanksy is back, everybody (who kiss my ass… added by editor) is invited”.

The latest bamboo telegraph-rumor has it, that he now starts threatening people with physical violence in the Philippines.

As he is a contractor working for the US Army in Afghanistan, I wonder how his employer reacts on that issue what I would say is basically a form of terrorism … well, I better stop now and submit the post before he also want to break my knee-caps … or hands..

Well, if you looking for a bit an extraordinary christmas gift, how about some breast implants. No not for you girls, for guys. To be a bit more exact for REAL guys.That makes even an computer-geek to a real eye-catcher.

How about some breast impants for a tattoo. Give your hot chick on the arm or leg some more depth and another dimension. A breast implant for a tattoo is the way to go if you need a bit more attention. A normal tattoo is out. With a breast implant in a tattoo you are interesting for people.

A breast implant for a tattoo helps you to get in contact with people. Maybe you suffer from a small d#$@, or are plain ugly. Well With that you are interesting for your surroundings, get attention of the hottest chicks and can show up everywhere. You don’t need to bring your new flirt outside the club anymore to show your bike or fancy car. You can show your breast implant right away.

Maybe you think this is a crazy idea, well I think the same but there are people who do that kind of stuff. They call that breast implant for tattoos I think body art. Call it what you want, I think it is sick.

Maybe I just get too old. But look for yourself at the yummy breast implants in the tattoo of an canadian guy:

Life would be pretty boring if we would be all the same. So maybe the breast implants for a tattoo are a new hip trend and we all want it in the next years…

gimme a break

You want the best, you got the best - the hottest group of the world… thats how KISS still start their show… Being one of the scandal groups late 70’s and 80’s and 90’s and still making noise, they survived Sex, drugs and alcohol… even the Rolling Stones seem to be alive… nah… to a certain degree..

I don’t know why I came across Andreas Muenzer and his dramatic death, barely 30 years old) in the last few weeks a coulpe of time. That guy tried really hard to get in Arnies footsteps. He died some years ago after one contest in the states.

Here is his drug plan before a competition…

10-9 Weeks before the Competition daily: Ephederine, AN 1, Captagon,
Aspirine, Valium, Clenbuterol

8-6 weeks before the Competition daily: 2 injects Testoviron a 250 mg
1 inject Parabolan
30 tabletts Halotestin
30 tabletts Metandienon
20 IE* STH
20 IE* Insuline

5-3 weeks before the Competition daily: 3 injects Masteron
2 injects Parabolan
30 tabletts Halotestin
50 tabletts Stromba
2 injects Stromba
24 IE* STH

2-1 weeks before the Competition daily: 2 injects Masteron
2 injects Stromba
40 tabletts Halotestin
80 tabletts Stromba
24 IE* STH
Insuline
IGF

A few days before the Competition: Aldactone, Lasix

and that all to look like that ???

WTF… can’t be the girls… with that amount of drugs you won’t need your liitle “Andi” anyway….

A good character and 50 Peso sunglases are enough where I live to impress the most beautiful ladies in the whole wide world…

gimme a break…