Once in a while you come across people where you just can’t believe that idiots like that really exist. One of those specimens is the self announced King of Morons or simply King Tanksy. King Tanksy has obviously an IQ which barely meets the average IQ of rotten sandwich spread, but he has good friends…
Well, at least that is what King Moron thinks. I am sure everyone of my valued reader came across one of that low life individuals, who try to buy their friends and pay them to stick the head shoulder-deep in the persons rectum… oops, sorry, of course I mean to defend him.

That is who King Tanksy shows himself on myspace to impress ... hmm not sure who he want to impress, well maybe he just wanna make us laugh ...
Our King Tanksy found some perfect friends in the Philippines in a certain City, which are generally nice people and very respected from my side (at least one of them). Sadly they provide King Moronsky, even a platform to produce himself and dump his mental rubbish into the public. He gets there by buying them airline-tickets for the family invites them to weekend-trips, never-ending amounts of alcoholic beverages and basically anything they mention.
I do understand them up to a certain level. As a kind of public person I also need to meet people I don’t like and smile for a few hours, some even try to “buy” me, what won’t happen as IMHO character matters.
Well, let’s go back to our self announced King of Morons… Tanksy is desperate to stay in the center of the spotlight and there is nothing more frustrating for him than getting ignored. There is no way to be accidentally in a Bar with King Tanksy, where he does not try to stand in the center of attention. He is doing that with throwing around money, paying rounds for each and everyone who kiss his puwet. He gets totally high-blood when ignored, but got his paid backslapper to make him feel good again.
(King Tanksy, that is why you get this article, finally you have my full and unlimited attention, at least for 600 words…).
It is a little bit sad that I got kicked of a forum as I wanted to copy paste some of his pictures and written words (I am sure there is a language anywhere in that universe where those weird letter combination are valid words) . That guy has extremely problems to write so complicated words like “I”. I heard through the bamboo-telegraph that King Tanksy’s Microsoft – spell-check just resigned from the job due to overexertion.
However, for that issue he has his paid friends, so he sends a huge amount of random letters via email to them and a team of experts tries to decipher them to throw really meaningful sentences like “King Tanksy is back, everybody (who kiss my ass… added by editor) is invited”.
The latest bamboo telegraph-rumor has it, that he now starts threatening people with physical violence in the Philippines.
As he is a contractor working for the US Army in Afghanistan, I wonder how his employer reacts on that issue what I would say is basically a form of terrorism … well, I better stop now and submit the post before he also want to break my knee-caps … or hands..




