Give me a Break

Sexual Education is important. Many parents try to avoid to talk to their kids about this topic and are the opinion that is the task of the schools to provide sexual education.

The problem is, that your high school daughter might be banged by a college guy even before her teacher mentioned one word about the dos and donts behind the gym…

It is your duty to tell your girls the reality. Depending how protected they grew up they might be a bit surprised about the reality…

I think most of the reader here are somehow on Facebook. In general a great website to stay connected or find old friends.

Well like all of that social sites there are some strange people on it tagging me in ridiculous pictures.

I might look a bit weird but I do not look like a freggin chinese handbag, copied by indian kids and sold as original.

Anyway, for those who really like that stuff, it is only one click away from Becoming a Fan.

Even some religious movements deny that, but here another very obvious shot who are the closest relatives in the evolution to us human beings.

You gonna take the chance whenever there is one.

Or it is the boyfriend who just don’t want believe the “still virgin”story and goes on an investigation.

Who knows, it is funny and therefore it is here…

If you see anything else than a  Italian coffee drink prepared with espresso, hot milk, and steamed-milk foam also called Cappuccino you have a big problem and should consult a Psychology Center on the spot.

They might be able to assist you as you most likely have big problems including depression, anxiety, relationships, sex or all together!

yeah, be thankful everyday, for today we are thankful that the photographer did not catch this wonderful moment from the other side…

Women are adorable, probably the best thing god ever created, at least when it comes to the design. Living with them is sometimes a bit tricky.

So guys, feel free to copy it, print it out and give it to your lovely wife when she serves you your next beer… 1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS

1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU’RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT’S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON’T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.

1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.

1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE: SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK! STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK! OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK! JUST SAY IT!

1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION. 1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT’S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR. 1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS. 1. IF YOU THINK YOU’RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON’T ASK US. 1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE 1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH. IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF. 1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS. 1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE. 1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS. PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS. 1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY ‘NOTHING,’ WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING’S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE. 1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON’T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON’T WANT TO HEAR. 1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE… REALLY. 1. DON’T ASK US WHAT WE’RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS BASEBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS. 1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES. 1 .. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES. 1. I AM IN SHAPE. Round IS A SHAPE!

THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON’T MIND THAT? IT’S LIKE CAMPING.

gimme a break…