Give me a Break

Are You Gay ?

 

 

sometimes a picture does not tell the full story

Darling, Talk Dirty To Me…

Talk Dirty To Me

Books have been written about mermaids, how beautiful they are, how loving, how”whatever”….

Despite that one of the most important part is missing, you better want to catch a mermaid who knows what it is all about.

The secret of how to catch a mermaid is simply the correct bait :

How to catch a Mermaid

When the Chef gets bored…

No Black Sheep Sheep

 

Haircut

 

The Chef

 

Penguins

 

Company Outing

 

Kroak

 

Playground-Fun

 

Crybaby

 

Aquarium

Darling, despite that horrible haircut, be aware that no one gets a hard-on seeing your duck-face

Duckface - Are you aware how stupid you look?

correction, here is one who loves duckfaces :

YES - I am cummin'

A good party always involves either hot chicks and alcohol. If the chicks are missing there is even more alcohol to be consumed.

Nobody wants to miss a great time at a party. However, many times you might not remember how great the time was. That is when you need good friends taking pictures and posting them all over the internet. So following the sad part of having a great time, captured by wonderful friends:

You might still remember that...

Mate, it is OK, you still look great ..

Here the memory beginns to fade ...

… and now your friends come into action…

always good to have a snack inbetween ...

there are usually some leftover in the ref

 

now your friends creativity sets in

 

that's why you should hide the permanent marker

 

you missed the Aliens ...

 

Time to take a refreshing bath

Canned Food is at in each kitchen, some like Pinto Beans is even delicious and useful for all kind of dishes.

Some canned food is ready to eat, and some is a bit weird. From Germany a yummy…

Cheeseburger in Can:

Cheesburger in Can

 

not a bad starter, isn’t it? but it’s getting more delicious with some Bambooworms in Cans, of course with BBQ Flavor:

Bambooworms in Can

 

should go perfect along Silkworm Pupaes

Silkworm Pupae in Can

 

But no meal is complete without Fried Chicken … or something like that:

Fried Chicken in Can

and as desert or as a hangover breakfast some Russian Herring in the Can

Russian Herring in Can

When we are at a place we have not been before we can be sure that we will have the urge to pee. toilet signs will show us where to go. here some really nice ones …

It is all about how you dress. Fashion shows tell us what to wear next year to be hip.

some of them don’t seem to be designed to wear them on the street day by day, but you can be sure to drag attention to you:

 

you gotta dress well in a business meeting, so better wax your tie in time

well that guy is not much better dressed even without shirt

Even you are not wealthy to be on the red carpet, there is always the chance to get your few minutes  of fame if you dress accordingly to the occasion.

and I really mean each occasion

especially when you are a superhero and need to save the world all the time

and last but not least the ultimate solution if you are to shy for a nudist camp

Following some great shots of a nice …

 

And another one, really hot:

 

Feet are really hot, but no feet without sexy legs and a bit playing with light…

 

Talking about light …

We all like to have our food prepared with style, it is just tastier. Even you run out of gas you don’t need to starve

Getting the diaper was never that delicious:

just handle with care …

I just crushed my phone. Since I am using a different one my texting is totally messed up.

following some screen-shots I found around the net which brought tears into my eyes:

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It is very tragic, but happens thousands of times that twins got separated after birth. They usually go different directions and many times one got famous while the other just lives in poverty.

Here are some more or less famous cases of twins separated after birth.

Here the link to an earlier post for funny food presentation. We just got that one below in. Enjoy the salad: Read the rest of this entry »