Gimme a Break

Canned Food is at in each kitchen, some like Pinto Beans is even delicious and useful for all kind of dishes.

Some canned food is ready to eat, and some is a bit weird. From Germany a yummy…

Cheeseburger in Can:

Cheesburger in Can

not a bad starter, isn’t it? but it’s getting more delicious with some Bambooworms in Cans, of course with BBQ Flavor:

Bambooworms in Can

should go perfect along Silkworm Pupaes

Silkworm Pupae in Can

But no meal is complete without Fried Chicken … or something like that:

Fried Chicken in Can

and as desert or as a hangover breakfast some Russian Herring in the Can

Russian Herring in Can

When we are at a place we have not been before we can be sure that we will have the urge to pee. toilet signs will show us where to go. here some really nice ones …

It is all about how you dress. Fashion shows tell us what to wear next year to be hip.

some of them don’t seem to be designed to wear them on the street day by day, but you can be sure to drag attention to you:

you gotta dress well in a business meeting, so better wax your tie in time

well that guy is not much better dressed even without shirt

Even you are not wealthy to be on the red carpet, there is always the chance to get your few minutes  of fame if you dress accordingly to the occasion.

and I really mean each occasion

especially when you are a superhero and need to save the world all the time

and last but not least the ultimate solution if you are to shy for a nudist camp

Following some great shots of a nice …

And another one, really hot:

Feet are really hot, but no feet without sexy legs and a bit playing with light…

Talking about light …

We all like to have our food prepared with style, it is just tastier. Even you run out of gas you don’t need to starve

Getting the diaper was never that delicious:

just handle with care …

I just crushed my phone. Since I am using a different one my texting is totally messed up.

following some screen-shots I found around the net which brought tears into my eyes:

It is very tragic, but happens thousands of times that twins got separated after birth. They usually go different directions and many times one got famous while the other just lives in poverty.

Here are some more or less famous cases of twins separated after birth.

Here the link to an earlier post for funny food presentation. We just got that one below in. Enjoy the salad:

Yes, it is of course no secret, Jesus loves all children. I still think this light-switch is simply wrong…

Following an earlier post about Wall Mart in China, here some more interesting products from the big powerful country in the east.

but it does not end with shaving a baby, you can find real education for kids in the toy department:

well, if you are a man and not into the other gender, I am sure here is something yu love not only for breakfast:

Of course all never watch any pornography and sex-movies. Who would ever do things like that?

The following facts about pornography and sex-movies are some numbers which really make us wonder who actually is responsible for this huge numbers. Well of course it must be a country and some people who are so strange that we “normal” humans don’t even bother to know more about them.

1.       The Chinese

Our friends from the East spend over 28 Billion US$ for pornography and sex-movies. While this seems like a big amount we need to see the huge population in China which makes this number appear in a different light. More interesting the fact that the population in the Philippines spends more money on pornography than Germany on sex-movies. This two countries are about the same size just that in the Philippines people have less than 100$ average income per head a month.

Source

2.       South Korea

The South Koreans are the with 526 US$ per head spend in pornography the world-champion. Considering that according to a Kinsey study ,72% using pornography for masturbation and relaxation.

Source

3.       Where are all this Sex-Movies

89% of all websites with pornographic content coming from the US, rank two goes to Germany with 4%.

4.       How many Pornographic movies are out there?

Over 1 Billion sex-Movies were rented last year in the United States and 200 new porn movies are produced each week. 50,000 people only in California are working in this industry.

5.       Why is my sex-movie downloading so slow ?

35 % of the World Wide Web’s bandwidth is used for pornographic content. So don’t wonder, your server might be pretty busy.

6.       Google and “Sex”

Googles most search volume which includes “sex” as a topic comes from Pakistan.

Everybody was standing in a Fast-Food chain and wondered why the burger you buy looks just totally different than the flashy neon-light powered advertising pictures.

Most of use appreciate any meal even more when the presentation is nice.

Who ever was in a Southeast Asian country surely enjoyed the artwork of some fruit-presentation there.

There is no limit in Food-Presentation Creativity. Just don’t tell your girl that the following presentation is a hint that something in her leg area smells fishy

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Facebook is the most successful social network but what not many people knew it is much older and actually only a warmed up thingy which became trendy again.

Here some screenshots from the original Facebook.

Some very impressive Members on Facebook, even in the very beginning.

Of course we start with God.

and of course Cesar:

well, finally old Facebook archives discovered the truth:

Scientists like Charles Darwin shouldn’t be missed:

Even Titanic and the Iceberg were present:

Whole countries were participating:

And nowadays you think it is important to post if your dog has ulcer

In Chinese philosophy, the concept of yin yang is used to describe how polar or seemingly contrary forces are interconnected and interdependent in the natural world, and how they give rise to each other in turn. The concept lies at the origins of many branches of classical Chinese science and philosophy, as well as being a primary guideline of traditional Chinese medicine.

Yin yang are complementary opposites within a greater whole. Everything has both yin and yang aspects, although yin or yang elements may manifest more strongly.

Ok First, I can promise that:

• there is not much needed to give rise
• I volunteer to find out about that greater whole
• elements may manifest more strongly… no “may” on my side 100% more strongly… doubt about that

I want Yin Yang now !!!

Sexual Education is important. Many parents try to avoid to talk to their kids about this topic and are the opinion that is the task of the schools to provide sexual education.

The problem is, that your high school daughter might be banged by a college guy even before her teacher mentioned one word about the dos and donts behind the gym…

It is your duty to tell your girls the reality. Depending how protected they grew up they might be a bit surprised about the reality…